The manifesto for this blog is such...
"1. To record my moving from Scotland to British Columbia.
2. To take a joke with Jonny Mo way too far"
It's pretty simple. The idea of having a blog was inspired by a conversation with Jon this afternoon, after his blog 'It's Playoff Time' in which he crafts the quote,
"-Canuck players, Willie Mitchell, Sami Salo and Matt Cooke have all had groin injuries of recent and we can expect to hear frequent updates on the status of these players groins.
-You know you made it when the public is being regularly updated on the status of your groin. Though it won’t make headlines, mine is fine in case you were wondering."
My groin is currently in a state of disrepair. The injury being widely covered by Sports writer (and team goalkeeper) Joey Farnham of Inter Bread Football Club on the club's bebo and facebook pages. I have decided to blog my life, weeving through the tapestry of my existance a thin golden thread of groin injury updates.
As mentioned above, my right groin is currently torn. I cannot hit a football (soccer ball) with my good foot. I shall rest it and then make sure to do many stretches as show in the image above.
That is all for now. Good day.
-Dave
2 comments:
Buddy, I really think that you made it. Congrats on getting your groin out there. Hahaha.
This joke is going to go too far. That was a worthwhile prediction.
You made me laugh.
Haha, it's good. The groin related title of the blog is gone for good now. I'll be collecting suggestions. It's a shame I'm a bit behind in my internet-chic these days, the best I came up with was 'Blogheart: A Cyber-Scot's Life'. Which is so 1990s.
Don't worry though people, the groin updates will still occur. However, their importance in the manifesto has lessened.
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